Monday, March 27, 2006

Top 10 reasons why your new blog has no comments

10 - Your name's not Guy Kawasaki.

9 - interview with Erin Kinghorn?

8 - You aren't a half-nekkid chick with a new PR blog, or at least a fatass guy posing as a hot half-nekkid PR chick with a new PR blog.

7 - People are easily offended by napsacks. Especially ones posing as parachutes.

6 - Because BMA gets 1000 visitors a day, and this one gets 2.

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4 -

3 - Remember that time when you were 10 and you threw a rubber ball underneath the isle in the local Kroger, laughing manically when you heard 'Wha?.....SHIT!', following by the sound of a man and his full buggy crashing in a heap 4 isles over? Karma finally caught up with you.

2 - Because you actually think no one will notice that you left off #4 and #5.

And the #1 reason why your new blog has no comments is...........

1 - It's only Day 2, and you're already bitching about it.


Ryan said...

I guess I'm supposed to insert some witty, derogatory comment here... But in the spirit of good judgement (and a bit of pity) I shall not.


Mack baby - as they said (although I don't know who 'they' are):

Rome wasn't built in a day.

Oh there'll be comments aplenty. You just keep writing, and they (who ARE they?) shall come...

J.D. said...

LOL, of the 100 posts I've written at M.R., I had to write quite a few before I got comments.

Sorry it took me a day or two to get here! Looking forward to new blog-reading. Does this mean BMA has officially hit the crapper for you? I'm not sure I like the new direction it's taking and all these new writers

Mack Collier said...

Thanks for the comments/pity guys!

As for leaving BMA, no plans to. This blog is here because there's a lot of times when I want to post about something that has nothing to do with marketing or advertising or a-listers. I want the freedom to sometimes be an idiot, which is something I excel at.

It will take the new guys at BMA a while to figure out what their style will be. It did for me, and they'll have to find their own way as well. So far I think they'll be fine, they all seem like decent writers, I especially think Bob could be really good once he gets a few posts under his belt.