10 - Your name's not Guy Kawasaki.
9 - What.....no interview with Erin Kinghorn?
8 - You aren't a half-nekkid chick with a new PR blog, or at least a fatass guy posing as a hot half-nekkid PR chick with a new PR blog.
7 - People are easily offended by napsacks. Especially ones posing as parachutes.
6 - Because BMA gets 1000 visitors a day, and this one gets 2.
3 - Remember that time when you were 10 and you threw a rubber ball underneath the isle in the local Kroger, laughing manically when you heard 'Wha?.....SHIT!', following by the sound of a man and his full buggy crashing in a heap 4 isles over? Karma finally caught up with you.
2 - Because you actually think no one will notice that you left off #4 and #5.
And the #1 reason why your new blog has no comments is...........
1 - It's only Day 2, and you're already bitching about it.